BREAKFAST ON BESTIALITY

BETTY DOES REALIZE THAT HER RESTLESS CURIOSITY BRINGS HER TO LEAD A LIFESTYLE WHICH MAY SEEM, TO SOME, IMPOSSIBLE TO STOMACH.

BUT SHE IS ALSO AWARE THAT SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO IT AND IT MIGHT AS WELL BE HER, GIVEN THE FACT SHE APPEARS TO EVEN ENJOY IT.

THAT'S WHY, LAST MORNING, SHE SAT WITH HER APPLE-BITS-AND-GOAT-YOGURT BREAKFAST, KICKSTARTED HER CONTROL PANEL AND LOOKED UP THE NOTION OF "ZOOFILIA", 8:46 AM.

STOP!
WAIT A MINUTE, LET'S MAKE SOMETHING CLEAR.

ALTHOUGH BETTY IS PROUD TO AFFIRM SHE FOSTERS QUITE AN IMPRESSIVE PALETTE OF FETISHES AND KINKS AND YOU COULD SAY HER HORIZONS ARE WELL WIDE-SPREAD, THEY REMAIN ALL STRICTLY CENTERED AROUND HUMANS.
NO DOGS, PONIES, ALIENS, ATROCIOUSLY HAIRY JUNGLE CREATURES, NO SQUIDS.
GOATS?

ANYONE OUT THERE EVER HAD SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A GOAT? 
SHIT, REALLY!?
CAUSE THE EXPERTS SAY IT IS A QUITE ORDINARY THING TO DO, NOTABLY IN RURAL SETTINGS. 
BUT YOU SEE, BETTY IS A CITY GAL AND SHE NEVER HAD PETS OTHER THAN GOLDFISH WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE, AND GOLDFISH ARE NOT EXACTLY FAMOUS FOR BEING VERY SEXY THINGS. 
PERHAPS, THIS IS WHY SHE NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO DEVELOP A SENTIMENTAL BRIDGE TO THE ANIMAL WORLD AND (EVEN) TO HER, THE IDEA OF BEING CREAMPIED BY A GERMAN SHEPARD IS, SIMPLY, DOWNRIGHT, REPELLENT.   

STILL, LATELY, SHE HAS BEEN READING ABOUT THIS KNOTTING BUSINESS WHICH OCCURS WHEN SOMEONE IS PENETRATED BY A DOG AND HOW THIS, SOME SAY, IS THE ULTIMATE SENSORY EXPERIENCE AND SOMEHOW SHE CAN'T STOP HERSELF FROM THINKING SHE NEEDS TO FIND OUT MORE.

THAT'S WHY, AFTER SWALLOWING THE FIRST TWO SPOONS FROM HER BOWL, SHE DIALS: DOG, KNOT, WOMAN AND WHEN THE RESULT PAGE SHOWS UP, SHE WISHES IT NEVER HAD.

YOU KNOW, IT REALLY IS A JUNGLE OUT THERE. LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.

BETTY IS WELL AWARE OF THIS, BUT ONCE IN A WHILE SHE STILL MANAGES TO STEP ON LINKS THAT SWING OPEN WINDOWS OF INSIGHT SHE WOULD HAVE RATHER KEPT SHUT.

OF COURSE THERE ARE CLIPS, ALL SORTS OF THINGS. FROM AMATEUR FOOTAGE TO A RESPECTABLE TV REPORTAGE ON A WOMAN WHO DIVORCED HER HUSBAND DUE TO HER, LITERALLY, PASSION FOR HER GOLDEN LABRADOR. 

THE CLIP EVEN FEATURES A SCENE WHERE THE TWO OF THEM LAY ON THEIR BED, SPOONING, THE DOG CARESSING HER SHINS WITH ITS (HIS?) TAIL.

THE KIND OF SIGHT THAT MAKES YOU WONDER WHETHER REINCARNATION IS THAT CRAZY AN IDEA, AFTER ALL.

BUT THE MOVIE THAT REALLY MAKES HER PUT DOWN HER BOWL AND FORGET ABOUT ANY FURTHER SWALLOWING FOOD IS THIS:

A WOMAN KNEELS FACE-DOWN AND BUTT-UP ON A YOGA MAT IN WHAT SEEMS TO BE A GARAGE. THERE ARE TWO MEN IN THE ROOM: ONE, HER HUSBAND, HOLDS THE CAMERA, THE OTHER IS A FRIEND. THERE ARE ALSO TWO BLACK MOUNTAIN DOGS WITH THEM: ONE IS BANGING THE WOMAN (VERY RIGHTFULLY SO) DOGGYSTYLE, WHILE THE OTHER CIRCLES THEM WHIPPING HIS TAIL IN GREAT TREPIDATION.

THE WOMAN PANTS AS IF SHE WERE ASTHMATIC, THE DOG ALL OF A SUDDEN STOPS HAMMERING HER GENITALS AND SEEMS TO BECOME KIND OF STUCK IN HER, THE CAMERA TREMBLES.

"LOOK, LOOK!", THE HUSBAND TELLS HIS FRIEND, "HE'S KNOTTING HER!"

THEN HE ASKS THE DOG, "ARE YOU KNOTTING YOUR MOMMY, FLASH, HUH? YYEEEEEES, GOOD DOGGY, YOU'RE PUTTING A BIG FAT KNOT IN THAT PUSSY, FLASH, GOOD BOY!"

"IS HE NOT IN HER ARSE?", THE FRIEND INQUIRES. "I DON'T KNOW..", HE ANSWERS.

"IS HE IN YOUR BUM, HONEY?", THE MAN'S VOICE ASKS, LOUDER.

"IN MY CUMPHT" IS THE ANSWER, MUFFLED BY THE YOGA MAT.

"HE'S IN YOUR SWEET PUSSY, DARLING? AAAHHHH, GOOD DOGGY, FLASH!"

MEANWHILE, FLASH MANAGES TO POP OUT OF HIS MOMMY'S CUNT AND BETTY ALMOST FALLS OFF HER CHAIR AT THE SIGHT OF THE HUGE, SWOLLEN, DEEP PURPLE DOG DICK THAT SLIDES OUT OF HER. 

IT IS AS DISGUSTING AS IT IS SURPRISINGLY THICK.

AND ONCE SHE SAW THIS, SHE HAD TO AGREE THAT, YES, INDEED, A THING LIKE THAT CAN GIVE YOUR G-SPOT QUITE SOME UNFORGETTABLE RIDE.

"WAIT, WAIT!", THE PROUD DADDY SUMMONS HIS MATE, "LOOK WHAT HE DOES NOW!"

THE DOG OBEDIENTLY WAITS WITH HIS NOSE IN FRONT OF THE WOMAN'S CROTCH UNTIL THE WHITE GOO STARTS DRIPPING OUT. 

THEN, HE STARTS LICKING.

"WOW! HE'S EATING UP HIS OWN CUM!", THE FRIEND IS MINDBLOWN.

"YYEEEAAH, HE'S A REAL GOOD DOGGY, ISN'T HE HONEY? DOES IT FEEL NICE WHEN HE LICKS YOU LIKE THAT?"

"UHMPH-HMMMPH" IS THE ANSWER.

BEFORE FLASH CAN FINISH THE JOB, HIS TWIN BROTHER JUMPS ON THE WOMAN AND BEGINS HIS OWN ROUND OF SHOWING LOVE TO HIS MOMMY.

BETTY SLAMS HER COMPUTER SHUT.

WAY MORE THAN ENOUGH SHE HAS SEEN, FUCK, 9:27 AM.

LET'S NOW UNDERLINE THIS:

BETTY IS NOT HERE TO JUDGE ANYONE IN ANY WAY.

QUITE ON THE CONTRARY ACTUALLY, SHE IS HERE TO DISTURB YOU, IDEALLY, BY ASKING DIFFICULT QUESTIONS. 

BECAUSE TO HER, REGARDLESS OF HER PERSONAL TASTE, AS LONG AS NO-ONE GETS KILLED OR DAMAGED, YOU ARE FREE TO DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE.

ACTUALLY, SHE IS REALLY CONVINCED THE POINT IS YOU SHOULD DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE.

SO, SHE IS WRITING THIS BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO CONFESS SHE IS GUILTY. 

YES, JUST AS GUILTY AS THE GUY BEHIND THE CAMERA, HIS PAL, HIS WIFE, AND FLASH. 

BETTY IS NO LESS GUILTY THAN THEY ARE, BECAUSE SHE WATCHED. 

BECAUSE, IN A WAY, SHE WAS IN THAT GARAGE WITH THEM.

GUILTY, BECAUSE SHE GOT AROUSED IN A VOYEURISTIC ACT.

AND THE FACT SHE DID IT WHILE SAFELY SITTING AT HER CLEAN DESK MAKES IT ONLY WORSE.

AND IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MASSIVE DOG PRICK AND ITS POTENTIAL EFFECTS ON THE FRONT WALL OF A WOMAN'S VAGINA, NOR IT IS ABOUT THE TABOO AROUND THE CARNAL UNION BETWEEN CREATURES OF COMPLETELY DIFFERENT KINDS.

WHAT REALLY TURNED BETTY ON WAS THE IDEA THAT A MAN COULD GET HIS KICKS OUT OF WATCHING, AND FILMING, WITH HIS FRIEND, HIS BELOVED WIFE BEING SLEDGE-HAMMERED, KNOTTED AND JIZZ-FILLED BY THEIR PET DOGS, QUITE LITERALLY LIKE A BITCH IN HEAT.

WHAT REALLY TURNS HER ON (AMONG NUMEROUS OTHER THINGS) IS DISCOVERING, AND POSSIBLY EVEN EXPERIENCING, BY WATCHING AT LEAST, OTHER PEOPLE'S KINKS.

AND THE MORE FUCKED-UP THEY ARE, THE BETTER FOR BETTY.

WE HAVE TRIED IN THE PAST, BUT THERE IS NOT MUCH TO BE DONE:

BETTY JUST LOVES PERVERTS.  

AND, SHE IS NOT ASHAMED, MIND YOU.

PLAIN, TOUGH, TRUE.