26 March 2013

HUNGRY FOR STINK




CLICK THE ARROW AND LISTEN WHILE READING


BECAUSE EASTER IS NEAR AND SPRING IS ALMOST FINALLY HERE,
BECAUSE LIKE FOR MOST OF YOU, FOR BETTY TOO, THIS MEANS CONFUSION, RESTLESSNESS AND HORMONAL DISCOMFORT,
AND FINALLY, BECAUSE SHE NEEDS TO DIVERT HER ATTENTION FROM THE WIND OUT THERE AND THE COLD: 
TODAY BETTY WILL TRAVEL YOU IN TIME. 

BACK NINETEEN YEARS, SUMMER OF 1994, THE MIDDLE OF BETTY'S (VERY) HIGH SCHOOL. 
IT IS NOT A SECRET THAT BETTY WAS A PUNK ROCKER IN THOSE DAYS AND THEREFORE SPENT MOST OF HER FORMATIVE YEARS LISTENING TO MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF QUESTIONABLE MUSIC, TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY HER BASS GUITAR (NOT A NECESSARY SKILL TO BE IN A PUNK BAND, BUT BETTY HAS ALWAYS BEEN A NERD) AND DREAMING OF ROCKING THE WORLD WITH OUTRAGEOUS OUTFITS AND SUBVERSIVE STAGE ACTS.

ONE OF HER MAJOR SOURCES OF INSPIRATION, AT THE TIME, WAS THE WORK OF THE LOS ANGELES ALL-FEMALE BAND KNOWN AS L7.




ANYONE OF YOU OUT THERE WHO WAS YOUNG IN THE NINETIES AND DISPLAYED AN INTEREST IN ROCK KNOWS OF L7. 
FOR THE AMERICAN PUNK-GRUNGE SCENE, THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY CULT. THEY WERE REFERRED TO AS "THE FEMALE RAMONES", FOR A GOOD FEW YEARS THEIR SINGLES WERE HITS ON THE ALTERNATIVE CHARTS. THEIR WORK WAS SUCKED INTO THE SOUNDTRACKS OF MOVIES THE CALIBER OF NATURAL BORN KILLERS AND THE BAND MEMBERS' PERSONAS MADE THE HEADLINES OF MUSIC MAGAZINES WORLDWIDE NOT ONCE.

BUT SOMEHOW, THEY HAVE VANISHED.

L7 STARTED IN 1988 AS A PUNK-ACT DUO COMPOSED BY ELECTRIC GUITARISTS AND VOCALISTS DONITA SPARKS AND SUZI GARDNER. LATER, THE BAND WAS JOINED BY JENNIFER FINCH (BASS) AND DEMETRA PLAKAS (PERCUSSION) AND ENDED UP BEING TAGGED AS "GRUNGE". 
THEY RELEASED THEIR FIRST ALBUM, L7, IN 1988. TWO YEARS LATER, 1990, THE SECOND: SMELL THE MAGIC. THEIR REAL BREAKTHROUGH SUCCESS CAME IN 1992 WITH THE RELEASE OF BRICKS ARE HEAVY AND ANOTHER TWO YEARS LATER, 1994, THEY DOUBLED IT WITH THEIR FOURTH ALBUM, HUNGRY FOR STINK, WHICH, TO BETTY AT LEAST, REPRESENTS THE ABSOLUTE PEAK OF THESE GIRLS' MOJO.                  



[photo: L7 - Jennifer Finch]

[photo: L7 - Donita Sparks]

BETTY WILL NOT TELL YOU ANY MORE ABOUT THEIR MUSIC, BECAUSE SHE THINKS IT'S BEST YOU JUST LISTEN TO IT. 
BUT IF SHE WERE TO POINT OUT ONE MAIN REASON WHY YOU SHOULD BOTHER AT ALL, SHE'D SAY THAT WHAT MAKES L7'S ROCK SO EXCEPTIONAL IS THE COMBINATION OF TECHNICAL SKILLS, EDGE AND STATURE USUALLY HEARD ONLY IN MALE MUSICIANS, MIXED WITH MELODIES AND LYRICS THROBBING WITH EXTREMELY FEMALE, RAW, EMOTIONS.

IN A WAY, L7 DID TO HEAVY ROCK HISTORY WHAT SHIRLEY MULDOWNEY DID TO THE ALL-MALE DRAG RACING WORLD: THEY WERE COMPLETELY FEMALE AND YET THEY MANAGED TO KICK THE ARSES OF MANY, MANY, MANY, MEN.
THEY EVEN WROTE A SONG ABOUT IT.


  







OH, AND, YES.. IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, THE PRODIGY, ON THEIR SUPER-HIT ALBUM THE FAT OF THE LAND, MADE A COVER OF AN L7 SONG, THE TITLE IS FUEL MY FIRE.

HEAR FOR YOURSELF.









11 March 2013

GENIE OF THE LAMP



11.06.11 - 11.03.13

CELEBRATING 21 MONTHS
OF THIS:









I LOVE YOU HONEY!!!! 

:)


04 March 2013

FOLLOW B





PERHAPS YOU HAVE NOTICED.
BUT THIS, IS NOT THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU CAN FIND BETTY.
IN FACT, SHE BEARS A CERTAIN RESEMBLANCE TO AN OCTOPUS(SY?), AND THE MORE TIME GOES BY, THE MORE TENTACLES SHE SEEMS TO GROW.

IF YOU, LIKE HER, ARE PASSIONATE ABOUT PHOTOGRAPHY, AND YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE OF HER WORK, THIS LINK WILL TAKE YOU TO HER FLICKR PHOTOSTREAM, WHERE SHE POSTS ALL HER LATEST PICTURES


BUT PHOTOS ARE NOT THE ONLY WORK SHE DOES, SHE ALSO SHOOTS ONE-MINUTE-LONG MINI-MOVIES, EXPERIMENTAL VIDEO-ARTS, WHICH SHE POSTS ON THIS BLOG REGULARLY. IN CASE YOU'D LIKE TO SEE THEM ALL IN ONE PLACE, YOU CAN CLICK THIS TO FIND BETTY'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND ALL HER UPLOADS.

OF COURSE, LIKE EVERY ROCKSTAR WORTHY OF THIS NAME, BETTY ALSO HAS HER FANPAGE ON FUCKBOOK, WHICH YOU CAN FIND AND LIKE BY CLICKING THIS LINK.

BUT IF YOU'D RATHER FOLLOW HER MORE ANONYMOUSLY AND GET ACQUAINTED WITH HER NAUGHTY SECRET DIARY, YOU SHOULDN'T HESITATE: CLICK THIS TO SEE BETTY'S HOT TUMBLR MINI-BLOG

AND IF YOU WISH TO GET DOWNRIGHT PERSONAL WITH HER, GO AHEAD:
BETTYTOOO3@GMAIL.COM


WHAT SHE WANTS TO SAY IS.
DESPITE IT IS OBVIOUS THAT SHE IS FEISTILY OPINIONATED AND TOUGH, 
THIS WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE A MONOLOGUE.
IN FACT, BETTY HAPPENS TO CARE A LOT ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK, 
AND SHE IS GREATLY FOND OF INTERACTION.

SO, IF YOU AGREE WITH HER, IF YOU WANT TO ADD SOMETHING TO WHAT SHE SAID, IF YOU'D LIKE TO BRING HER ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU LIKE, OR DISLIKE. IF YOU DO NOT THINK LIKE SHE DOES, IF SHE PISSES YOU OFF AND MAKES YOU WANNA ARGUE, PICK A FIGHT, SHOW HER THE MIDDLE FINGER, OR WORSE.

SHORT, IF YOU WANNA FUCK WITH BETTY, 
DON'T JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
DO IT FOR REAL.  
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